Puns about sand…ready for warmer weather

Just in case you think I’m going to always be serious, here is a joke I made up awhile back that’s good for people who like puns…

Sand: “What’s your favorite movie?”

Silt: “I don’t know…True Grit? What’s yours?”

Sand: “Beach Blanket Bingo! Some of my relatives were in that one.”

Silt: “They don’t make movies like they used to.”

Sand: “My sediments exactly!”

I sent my joke to my dad and he responded “Grain and bare it.”  (Guess where I got my love of puns from?)   Enjoy!

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