Just in case you think I’m going to always be serious, here is a joke I made up awhile back that’s good for people who like puns…
Sand: “What’s your favorite movie?”
Silt: “I don’t know…True Grit? What’s yours?”
Sand: “Beach Blanket Bingo! Some of my relatives were in that one.”
Silt: “They don’t make movies like they used to.”
Sand: “My sediments exactly!”
I sent my joke to my dad and he responded “Grain and bare it.” (Guess where I got my love of puns from?) Enjoy!