It seems like people liked my “puns about sand”, so I thought I’d come up with some jokes about snow since it’s so hot outside… ;-D
Snow: Where do you go after you’ve reached the top of your career as a skier? It’s all downhill from there…
Ice: I guess you could go into snow business… you know, like Vanilla Ice, Crystal Gayle, Jack White, Ariel Winter, Amy Poehler…
Snow: Aren’t people a little “flaky” in snow business, though? You get my drift?
Ice: I know… one day, there’s a flurry of activity about you, the next day, you’re a snow bunny… but you’ll always be cool to me!
